Oh eBay, you make me laugh... ;D

Okay...I thought I'd seen some outspoken sellers on eBay, but this one ranks up there with the best. I mean, don't these listing sentiments just make you want to jump in and BID??

"SO SELLERS LOOK CLOSELY BEFORE YOU BUY BECAUSE THIS ITEM WILL NOT BE RETURNDE. I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE YOU TRY TO RIP ME OFF BY PICKING WHICH ITEMS YOU WANT AND RETURN THE REST."


Now there's a business relationship of mutual respect and trust.

Um, think I'll pass. ;)